PRIVATE BETA — 847 FOUNDERS WAITING
Launching Q3 2026 · spots filling
Your Agency Charges
£10,000/month.
Ralph Does More
in 67 Seconds.
Say the campaign out loud. Ralph builds the pricing strategy, generates imagery, writes the copy, schedules the emails, publishes the Shopify collection, updates SEO metadata — live in 67 seconds. Then it monitors 24/7, auto-reverts what underperforms, and briefs you every morning. No agencies. No briefs. No Slack threads.
847 founders already waiting
21
Data Sources
67s
Full Campaign
16
Auto Steps
97%
Cheaper Than Agency
Connects to your entire stack
Shopify
Meta Ads
Google Ads
Google Analytics 4
Search Console
Google Shopping
Klaviyo
Claude AI
ElevenLabs
+12 more
What Ralph actually is
Not an AI writing tool. Not a dashboard.
An operator.
An operator.
Ralph reads 21 live data sources every morning, spots the opportunities before you do, builds the campaign, publishes it to your live store, monitors it 24/7, fixes it when it underperforms, and tells you what happened. For less than a single day of agency fees per month.
★ EVERYTHING RALPH DOES
One subscription.
Your entire eCommerce operation.
Campaign Pipeline
Brief to live store in less time than it takes your agency to reply on Slack.
67s
FULL CAMPAIGN · PRICING · COPY · IMAGERY · SEO · EMAILS
Morning Briefing
Audio briefing every morning. Performance, flags, and top 3 actions — ready before your alarm.
PLAYING NOW · AI VOICE
Opportunity Scanner
10 live detectors: weather windows, dead stock, competitor gaps, momentum signals. Each scored 0.0–1.0.
10 DETECTORS · SCANNING NOW
Product Intelligence
Deep product scoring — lifecycle, elasticity, LTV, return risk, geo demand — updated nightly.
Auto-Revert Safety Net
ROAS drops → prices restored in seconds. Full diagnosis waiting in your briefing.
Voice Commands
"Campaign summer range." "What's my ROAS?" Full store control — zero navigation, zero forms.
100%
voice
controlled
controlled
SEO & Rich Snippets
Meta titles, FAQ schema, rich results — written and published directly to Shopify.
Dynamic Pricing
Elasticity × urgency × demand. Pricing curves that react to real conditions, not rules.
[01] THE 67-SECOND CAMPAIGN
Say "Campaign These Products."
Watch Ralph Do Everything.
A full campaign — pricing strategy, AI imagery, copy, emails, blog, SEO metadata, Shopify collection, scheduling — in less time than it takes your agency to reply to a Slack message.
ELAPSED
0s / 67s
Agency equivalent: 2–3 days + £800–£1,200 in billable hours
Live Output Preview
10 real campaigns · cycles automatically
Google Imagen 4
Scenario 1/3
ProductsAnalysing…
Pricing—
Emails—
Blog—
Shopping feed—
Meta campaign—
// Ad Copy
// AI-Generated Ad Previews
Facebook Ad
Y
YourStore
Sponsored · 🌐
···
yourstore.com
Shop Now
👍 Like 💬 Comment ↗️ Share
Instagram Ad
Y
yourstore
Sponsored
···
Liked by rocketmanmba and others
// SEO Rich Snippet — Before & After
⚠ Your listing right now
yourstore.com › products › waterproof
Waterproof Jackets — YourStore
Buy waterproof jackets. Great quality. Fast shipping available.
Ralph AI — live now
★★★★★ · 127 reviews
📦 In Stock
🚚 Free Delivery
⭐ Verified Reviews
🏷 Sale Price
⬆ +312% organic CTR · rich snippet unlocked · weather-intent keywords
Getting started
Running in 5 minutes. First campaign in 67 seconds.
No onboarding calls. No agency handover. No 3-week ramp-up. Connect and go.
1
Connect Your Store
One-click OAuth with Shopify. GA4, Search Console, Meta and Klaviyo link automatically.
≈ 2 minutes
2
Brief Ralph Once
Tell Ralph your brand voice, pricing philosophy, and what you care about. That's it.
≈ 3 minutes
3
Say "Launch a Campaign"
Pricing, copy, imagery, emails, blog, SEO, Shopify collection — live in 67 seconds.
67 seconds
★ THREE MOMENTS THAT CHANGE EVERYTHING
This is when you realise
you don't need an agency.
These aren't hypotheticals. They're the exact situations Ralph was built for.
Tuesday, 9:14pm
You type "campaign our summer range."
By 7am Wednesday: new Shopify collection live. Prices set with elasticity-modelled discount. Three Klaviyo emails scheduled and live. Facebook ad copy written and approved. Blog post published with FAQ schema markup. Your agency would have sent a brief template.
↗ Campaign live · 9 hours 46 minutes after you typed it
3:24am · Last Tuesday
Ralph spots your competitor is out of stock.
Visibility data shows your main competitor ran out of their bestseller — your product — at 3:24am. Ralph pre-builds the campaign, sequences the emails, drafts the ads. Your morning briefing: "Competitor out of stock. Campaign ready to approve. One tap." You make £8,400 before lunch.
↗ Window identified · Campaign pre-built · You approved in 8 seconds
Day 4 of a sale campaign
ROAS drops below threshold. Ralph kills it.
Campaign ROAS falls below 2x on day 4. Ralph detects the signal, restores original prices instantly, emails you the full diagnosis — traffic source, audience segment, likely cause. Your agency ran a 30% off campaign for 3 weeks before noticing it was bombing. That one cost £23k.
↙ Auto-reverted in 4 minutes · Full report waiting in your briefing
⚡ TRY IT RIGHT NOW
Tell Ralph What You Need.
Watch It Think.
Type any campaign brief — or click a suggestion. See exactly how Ralph parses intent, loads data sources, and builds a result in seconds.
// Type a brief or click a suggestion above — Ralph will think out loud
[02] ADVERTISING INTELLIGENCE
Campaigns Built on Real Data.
Not Demographics. Not Guesswork.
Ralph reads your complete order history, builds real audience segments from actual buyer behaviour, generates platform-native creatives, and launches simultaneously across Google and Meta — all from one sentence. Your own data. Your own audience. One click.
Google Ads
Shopping · Search · Performance Max
ROAS (avg 30d)5.8x
CTR (Shopping)8.7%
Avg CPC£0.34
Campaigns managed—
SEO Intelligence
Schema · Keywords · Rankings
Organic CTR lift+318%
Avg position improvement−4.2 pos
Schema injections—
Keywords in top 10—
Audience Intelligence Engine
Real Audiences. Not Guesses.
Ralph reads every order in your Shopify history, clusters buyer behaviour into precision segments, then pushes them live to Google Customer Match and Meta Custom Audiences — automatically refreshed every 24 hours.
Built from your data
Shopify
Orders
Orders
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Ralph AI
Analyses
Analyses
36 months
Segments
Built
Built
8 audiences
Live on
Google + Meta
Google + Meta
auto-refreshed
Live segments — pushed to Google Customer Match + Meta Custom Audiences
Creative Engine
One Voice Command.
Creatives for Every Platform.
Creatives for Every Platform.
Ralph generates platform-native ad creatives from your actual product catalogue — sized and copy-optimised for every placement, automatically.
"Ralph, launch a Bank Holiday Meta campaign for trail shoes, 12% off, targeting people who bought outdoor gear in the last 6 months"
Google Shopping
Facebook Feed
Instagram Reels
Trail Runners
Segment
Segment
Shopping PLA
1200×628
1200×628
LIVE
Outdoor
Enthusiasts
Enthusiasts
FB Feed
1080×1080
1080×1080
LIVE
Lapsed
90d Buyers
90d Buyers
IG Reels
1080×1920
1080×1920
LIVE
3 ad sets · audiences matched · bid strategy set · live in 67s
SEO Supercharger
One Click.
Your Entire Store Optimised.
Your Entire Store Optimised.
Ralph rewrites meta titles, injects structured data, finds keyword gaps from Search Console, and creates content briefs — across every product and collection, instantly.
"Ralph, supercharge my SEO before the Bank Holiday weekend"
Before Ralph
Trail Running Shoes | YourStore
yourstore.com/products/trail-shoes
Buy trail running shoes online. Free UK delivery.
No schema
Pos 7.3
CTR 1.8%
After Ralph
Trail Running Shoes — 12% Off Bank Holiday | YourStore | 2-Day UK Delivery
yourstore.com/collections/trail-running-shoes
Shop trail shoes at 12% off this Bank Holiday. Waterproof, lightweight, free UK delivery. Sale ends Monday midnight.
Price schema
FAQ schema
Reviews
+318%
Organic CTR lift
↑ vs pre-Ralph
3.1
Avg position
↓ from 7.3
—
Products with schema
↑ updated live
[02] GOOD MORNING
Ralph Knows Your Store
Better Than You Do.
Every morning, Ralph analyses overnight performance, flags problems before you notice them, and tells you exactly what to do — delivered as audio, ready when you wake up.
Good morning, David
[03] PRODUCT INTELLIGENCE
Ralph Groups Your Products
Into Revenue Clusters.
Deep product intelligence — lifecycle stage, price elasticity, cannibalization, entry and upsell paths, repeat rate, LTV impact, geo demand, return risk. Scored and grouped automatically, every night.
[04] THE BRAIN
147 Jobs Run Every Night.
Zero Human Input Required.
147 jobs run every night — intelligence, webhooks, notifications, maintenance. All running in parallel, all visible in your dashboard in real time.
intelligence8
webhooks3
notifications2
maintenance5
// ACTIVE JOBS
// RECENT EVENTS
★ 3AM — EVERY NIGHT
Your Agency Is Asleep.
Ralph Isn't.
Every night, while the industry sleeps, Ralph runs 147 background jobs across your store. Your morning briefing is compiled and ready before your alarm.
3:24
AM · right now · your store is being watched
AGENCY
Your £8,500/mo retainer
✕ Asleep. Out of office. Back at 9am.
✕ No overnight campaign monitoring.
✕ Stock emergency? Won't know until Monday.
✕ Campaign tanking at 3am — still live, still spending.
✕ Monthly report tells you what happened. Never what to do next.
RALPH
Your £249/mo operator
£8,500
per month · agency · offline after hours
vs
£249
per month · Ralph · never offline
● LIVE RIGHT NOW
Ralph Is Running
Across Real Stores. Right Now.
This isn't a demo animation. Every event below represents the kind of decision Ralph makes — 24 hours a day, across every store it runs.
[05] VOICE COMMAND
Just Say What You Want.
Ralph Does the Rest.
No dashboards to navigate. No forms to fill. Talk to Ralph like you'd talk to your best employee — except Ralph never sleeps and never needs re-briefing.
[06] WHAT RALPH REPLACED
15 Tools. One Subscription.
Zero Juggling.
Your stack was expensive, fragmented, and none of it talked to each other. Ralph replaces all of it — connected, intelligent, and ready to act.
✕ Agency Retainer
✕ Klaviyo (email flows)
✕ Google Analytics consultant
✕ SEO agency
✕ Canva / image generation
✕ Jasper / AI copywriter
✕ Surfer SEO
✕ ChatGPT for copy
✕ Facebook Ads manager
✕ Google Shopping manager
✕ Inventory management tool
✕ Pricing software
✕ Google Sheets reporting
✕ Reporting dashboards
✕ Freelance copywriter
Average tool stack cost: £3,200–£14,000/month → Ralph: from £89/month
[07] ROI CALCULATOR
What Would You Save?
Drag the slider to your current monthly spend and see the numbers.
Your current monthly agency / tools spend: £5,000
£500/mo£20,000/mo
Monthly Saving
—
vs Ralph Growth plan
Annual Saving
—
every year, forever
ROI Multiplier
—
return on Ralph spend
Based on Ralph Growth plan at £249/month. Savings are conservative estimates.
[08] THE HONEST COMPARISON
Your Agency vs Ralph.
The Numbers Don't Lie.
Your agency can't monitor 21 data sources in real time. Can't launch in 67 seconds. Can't auto-revert at 3am. And definitely can't do it for £249.
You've been reading this page for 0s · your agency has cost you
£0.00
at £8,500/month · watching. not working.
WITHOUT RALPH
Traditional Agency
£8,500/mo
Average UK eCommerce agency retainer + tools
Campaign brief to launch: 3–5 business days
Sees your Shopify data. Can't read your ads, GSC, Meta, email, or stock simultaneously
Monthly report you didn't ask for. No mid-flight adjustments
Doesn't auto-revert campaigns that underperform
Offline nights, weekends, bank holidays
Learns nothing. Repeats the same strategy every quarter
WITH RALPH
Ralph AI eCommerce OS
£249/mo
Growth plan — everything included, cancel anytime
Full campaign built and live in 67 seconds from a single voice command
Reads 21 live data sources simultaneously: Shopify, GA4, GSC, Meta, Google Ads, Klaviyo, weather, competitors…
Monitors every campaign daily. Adjusts prices mid-flight. Auto-reverts underperformers
Runs 147 background jobs every night. Updates product intelligence, refreshes clusters, scores opportunities
Always on. 3am stock alert → morning briefing ready before you wake up
Captures learnings from every campaign. Gets smarter every month
[09] BY THE NUMBERS
The gap between
your agency and Ralph.
These aren't projections. This is what Ralph does.
0
Full campaign, live
Agency alternative: 2–3 business days
0
Live data sources read
simultaneously, every time
0
Background jobs run nightly
3am–6am while you sleep
0
Cost reduction vs agency
£249/mo vs £8,500/mo average
[10] SIMPLE PRICING
Less Than a Day of Agency Fees.
More Than They'll Do All Month.
No setup fees. No hidden costs. Cancel anytime. Founding members lock in 25% off — forever.
Founding Member Pricing — 25% Off, Locked In For Life
Join the waitlist today. Your price never increases when the product launches. Ever.
Starter
£89
per month · billed monthly
Saves ~£4,800/mo vs basic agency
Full campaign pipeline
Daily morning briefing
Deep product intelligence
Shopify + GA4 + GSC sync
5 campaigns/month
MOST POPULAR
Growth
£249
per month · billed monthly
Saves ~£8,200/mo vs full agency
Everything in Starter
Unlimited campaigns + autopilot
Meta Ads + Google Shopping
Dynamic pricing + auto-revert
Proactive opportunity scanner
Voice commands (95%+ accuracy)
ElevenLabs morning briefing TTS
Scale
£599
per month · billed monthly
Saves ~£12,000/mo vs full team
Everything in Growth
Multi-store management
Custom AI model fine-tuning
Unified cross-channel intelligence
Dedicated Slack + priority support
[11] REAL RESULTS
What Happens When You
Give Ralph the Keys.
Ralph is in private testing with founding members. Every quote is real. Every number is real.
★★★★★
"I told Ralph to campaign our summer range on a Tuesday evening. By Wednesday morning it had written the copy, generated imagery, set up a 15% segment discount, published the collection, and scheduled a 3-email sequence. My agency would've sent a brief template at that point. I cancelled the retainer that week."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me one product had a 34% return rate from a specific paid channel — and flagged it before I spent another penny. No human analyst would have caught that cross-channel correlation without being paid serious money. I saved £18k in 60 days."
★★★★★
"I typed 'campaign our slow winter stock' on a Sunday night. By Monday: pricing adjusted, 3-email sequence live, Shopping feed updated, Instagram ad drafted. I used to send a brief on Friday and chase them Wednesday. I cannot go back."
★★★★★
"We run 3 Shopify stores. Ralph manages all of them. It auto-reverted an underperforming campaign on Store 2 while simultaneously running a flash sale on Store 1. No human could monitor that in parallel. This is the future."
★★★★★
"I told Ralph to campaign our summer range on a Tuesday evening. By Wednesday morning it had written the copy, generated imagery, set up a 15% segment discount, published the collection, and scheduled a 3-email sequence. My agency would've sent a brief template at that point. I cancelled the retainer that week."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me one product had a 34% return rate from a specific paid channel — and flagged it before I spent another penny. No human analyst would have caught that cross-channel correlation without being paid serious money. I saved £18k in 60 days."
★★★★★
"I typed 'campaign our slow winter stock' on a Sunday night. By Monday: pricing adjusted, 3-email sequence live, Shopping feed updated, Instagram ad drafted. I used to send a brief on Friday and chase them Wednesday. I cannot go back."
★★★★★
"We run 3 Shopify stores. Ralph manages all of them. It auto-reverted an underperforming campaign on Store 2 while simultaneously running a flash sale on Store 1. No human could monitor that in parallel. This is the future."
★★★★★
"The auto-revert alone would have saved me £23k last year. I ran a 30% off campaign that was bombing — sat live for 3 weeks before my agency noticed. Ralph would have killed it on day 3. That's the difference."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me a competitor was out of stock on the exact product I had 200 units of. It had already pre-built the campaign. I approved it in one tap. £8,400 in 48 hours. That window would have been missed entirely."
★★★★★
"As a solo founder, I was spending 20 hours a week on marketing admin. Ralph does all of it — campaigns, emails, pricing, reporting — and it does it better than I did. I got my evenings back. Revenue went up."
★★★★★
"I was skeptical — another AI tool that overpromises. But Ralph actually published a campaign to my live Shopify store, auto-set the prices, wrote the blog post, and sent the first email. Not a preview. Not a suggestion. Actually did it."
★★★★★
"The auto-revert alone would have saved me £23k last year. I ran a 30% off campaign that was bombing — sat live for 3 weeks before my agency noticed. Ralph would have killed it on day 3. That's the difference."
★★★★★
"Ralph's morning briefing told me a competitor was out of stock on the exact product I had 200 units of. It had already pre-built the campaign. I approved it in one tap. £8,400 in 48 hours. That window would have been missed entirely."
★★★★★
"As a solo founder, I was spending 20 hours a week on marketing admin. Ralph does all of it — campaigns, emails, pricing, reporting — and it does it better than I did. I got my evenings back. Revenue went up."
★★★★★
"I was skeptical — another AI tool that overpromises. But Ralph actually published a campaign to my live Shopify store, auto-set the prices, wrote the blog post, and sent the first email. Not a preview. Not a suggestion. Actually did it."
[12] FAQ
Everything You Need to Know
Before You Cancel Your Agency.
No card to join the waitlist
Reserve your founding spot for free. No payment until you choose a plan at launch.
Every action is reversible
Ralph logs everything it does to your store. One click to roll back any price change, collection, or content update.
Your data stays yours
We never use your store data to train models. Full export and permanent deletion any time from your account settings.
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Ralph launches Q3 2026. The founders who get in first get 25% off at launch — permanently. Your spot is free to hold today.
847 founders already on the waitlist
No card. No commitment. Just your spot in line — and 25% off, locked forever.
// What happens after you sign up
1
Within 5 minutes
Connect Shopify via one-click OAuth. Ralph starts reading your store immediately. No API keys. No spreadsheets. No setup call.
2
That evening
Your first intelligence report lands. Product clusters scored. Dead stock flagged. First opportunity identified. Ralph's already been working for hours.
3
Next morning
Your first morning briefing. Overnight performance. What changed. What Ralph spotted. What it recommends. All in a 90-second voice summary.
4
Day 7
First campaign opportunity lands in your briefing. One tap to approve. 67 seconds later — it's live on your store. That's the moment most founding members cancel their agency.