Campaigns ready to review
Offers, copy and channel ideas packed into one package. You edit and approve — you don’t start from a blank brief.
Private beta · Free to join
Ralph is software for Shopify brands that want agency-style output without the retainer — Meta and Google ads, stock risk and campaign work prepared overnight. You stay in control: nothing goes live until you say yes.
The problem
Shopify for products. Meta for ads. Google for shopping. Email in another tab. Stock in a spreadsheet. Slack for “can you just…”. You pay for tools — and still do the stitching yourself.
What connects
You don’t need every channel on day one. Connect what you use — Ralph keeps them in one picture instead of six silos.
What you get
The work that usually needs a media buyer, an ops person, or a pricey retainer — ready each morning for your call.
Offers, copy and channel ideas packed into one package. You edit and approve — you don’t start from a blank brief.
See how many days of stock you have left on what you’re promoting — so paid traffic doesn’t hit empty shelves.
What matters today, what’s already drafted, and what needs your yes — without drowning in every metric.
Who it’s for
You don’t need a big data team. You need something that does the overnight work and still asks before it spends.
Ads, stock, email, customer questions — one person. Ralph is the extra pair of hands that still waits for your yes.
More products and more ad spend, same hours in the day. Keep the next campaign and stock risk in one queue so nothing slips.
Switch stores without mixing data. Each shop stays separate — useful if you run more than one brand or work with an agency.
How it works
Connect in minutes. No six-week onboarding. No account manager between you and your own store.
That’s the core. Add Meta, Google or email when you want fuller context. You can start simple.
Overnight, Ralph prepares what matters: risks, chances to grow, and draft work ready for you to look at.
You click yes on what you like. Campaigns stay in review until you do. Control isn’t a buried setting — it’s the default.
Compare
The overnight grunt retainers charge thousands for — as software you run, with you still deciding what ships.
| Job | Typical agency | Ralph |
|---|---|---|
| Campaign package | Days to weeks | Drafted overnight for review |
| Ads vs stock | Separate spreadsheets | One view, always on |
| Meta + Google + store | Different people, different tools | One desk, one brief |
| What to do this morning | Status call / Slack thread | Brief waiting when you open |
| Who decides | Account manager | You — every time |
| Typical cost | £5k–£15k monthly retainers | Software · founding discount |
Pricing
Private beta is open via waitlist. No card today. Founding members get first seats and 25% off for life when paid plans launch.
No payment now. You’re securing priority access and launch pricing — not buying a seat today.
Still deciding?
Plain answers to the jobs people actually hire tools — or agencies — for.
Meta and Google next to your stock — not another chart that only shows last week’s ROAS.
Don’t pay for clicks on products you can’t ship. Keep the feed honest with real inventory.
Facebook and Instagram next to stock and a review queue — so winners don’t outrun the warehouse.
Know how many days of stock you have left before you scale spend. Free calculator.
Drafts work for you. You approve. Not a chatbot — and not a bot that spends while you sleep.
Keep strategy humans if they’re sharp. Software can take the overnight grind and the tab-juggling.
FAQ
Short and honest — no brochure language.
Join the free waitlist. Founding members get first access and 25% off for life when we open paid plans. You approve everything that ships.
Free to join. No card. Founding members get first seats and 25% off for life when paid plans open.
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